eBay Find of the Night: Low Mile ed.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/23/2013 at 21:47 • Filed to: ebay

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1995 BMW 540i, Manual transmission, Canton, Massachusetts. It was originally badass black, but repainted this blue by BMW in 2006. Here's the kicker for you, this car has only 20,193 miles. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 21:49

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So much want. Classiest, best looking, and most fun luxury sedan ever .

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Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 22:02

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If I didn't have an aversion to the interior color scheme, I'd be all over this. Why do luxury cars love to plaster the inside with fake wood?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 22:02

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weird the color was changed...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > aquila121
10/23/2013 at 22:03

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Because.


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 22:10

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Kinja'd!!! area man > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 22:21

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If I had 10 grand to spare it would no longer be available.


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Manuél Ferrari
10/23/2013 at 22:24

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That is weird. Especially black to light blue. Usually you'd think it'd be the reverse, since this car is epic in black:

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One explanation is:

Husband - "Here, I changed my mind - have my BMW. I'm gonna get me a 750i-iL."

Wife - "But, why?"

Husband - "I want - no, I need a V12."

Wife - "What's a vee twelve?"

Husband - "Nevermind, here, just take it. You did say you really liked it."

Wife - "Well, yes, but I don't like the color."

Husband - "Well, fuck. We'll just have it repainted by the dealer. So long as it isn't pink."

Wife - "No! I was thinking, sky blue?"

Husband - "Allright. Yes, BMW? I'd like a bare-metal respray on a 5-series. YOU WANT HOW MUCH!??!"


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 22:44

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I dig the blue. It's more of a sleeper than it would be in black. With some E-38 M-sports and all the badges gone, it would be perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Dunnik
10/23/2013 at 22:45

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LOL! Best explanation I've ever heard.

Hopefully that's exactly what happened.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2013 at 23:49

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Only issue I see is it has the Nikasil-lined M60 engine. Back in the day these had mad problems because the sulphur content in US gasoline was higher than in Europe and it corroded the cylinder linings.

Nowadays the sulphur content in our gasoline is much lower. With so few miles on the car, it could've escaped the high-sulfur gasoline era without developing problems, in which case you should be in the clear.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/03/2013 at 12:55

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Nice, though for $10,500, I would probably have this 2000 tii .